Nothing like getting out of a vacation weekend crammed with continuous March Insanity motion, huh? How is everybody at this time? We good? Higher than UM idol Alix Earle after getting kicked off a mechanical bull, I hope.
Most likely not, nevertheless. I definitely really feel like I received kicked within the head by a bull at this time, however perhaps that is additionally as a result of I received up thrice final night time with a toddler who was teething.
I will let you know what, once they say your 30s aren’t the identical as your 20s, they weren’t mendacity. Completely different worlds, man.
Talking of various worlds, Anthony Fauci went door-to-door in Washington DC to try to push the pointless COVID shot, Paulina Gretzky met a fan on the LIV Tourney over the weekend, and a Cuban WBC participant is on the run.
A whole lot of programming for a Monday!
Let’s all get again on the horse after an extended weekend and dive into the week head first. I’d recommend a Vodka-Crimson Bull simply to get the ball rolling.
Alright, Alex. Let’s journey the bull.
TikTok ‘It Lady’ Alix Earle has an enormous week
We have met Alix Earle a couple of instances up to now right here at OutKick, but it surely’s been some time. Whereas we could also be slacking off, Earle is taking the bull by the horns and increasing his portfolio.
The #content material sport doesn’t sleep, girls and boys. Some days you are in Nashville turning off heaters, and the following day you are in Madison Sq. Backyard braving the chilly together with your mother.
As I mentioned earlier, totally different worlds.
How about that trade within the feedback part, too? As they are saying, she’s not your mother’s mother.
For the third time at this time… totally different worlds.
Seems to be like Mrs. Earle can GET it. Another person will get it Stacy’s mother temper proper now? Do not act such as you’re over this tune both. Among the best from the early 2000s, and when you disagree, you are a psychopath.
Anybody seeking to kill a while at this time with a Walkman, I recommend taking a stroll across the block to That is what I name music! 14. Completely iconic CD.
Alix Earle, Paris Hilton and the Hurricanes
OK, again to Alix – a senior on the College of Miami.
When she was finished driving bulls and watching Rangers, she additionally tried her hand on the publicity sport. You possibly can’t strut throughout the nation with out getting all the way down to enterprise, people.
Anyway, here is a now-viral put up from Alix posing for one thing known as Endlessly 21 with practically half 1,000,000 individuals commenting to inform her she seems like Paris Hilton.
And you understand what? I see him.
Yeah. What a duo. I see a collaboration of their very close to future.
Lastly, let’s finish the Alix Earle a part of at this time’s class together with his hype earlier than the UM males’s workforce dismantles Indiana on Sunday night time.
Hurricanes are legit, by the best way. I really feel like we do not discuss Jim Larraaga sufficient both. Coach L is one hell of a winner, and he is turned Miami right into a powerhouse BASKETBALL college.
By the best way, I am solely half kidding.
Fauci is embarrassed by the hunt for the COVID vaccine
Let’s go from one “It Lady” to a different!
Tony Fauci, rise up! For these of you holding tabs at dwelling, we have now reached the “Lady Scout Cookie” a part of the COVID pandemic.
And for individuals who do not know what which means, it is mainly when Huge Pharma sends dangerous outdated guys door to door making an attempt to promote you a bunch of crap.
Plainly everybody responds effectively too!
I imply, it is simply excellent. I need to give this man an enormous bear hug – one unvaccinated particular person to a different. And you understand what? Hope we each get COVID out of this!
Take that, Tony!
And the final 20 seconds? Chaos. Lovely mayhem with our man chasing science nerds telling them they’re all scaremongers, then BAM, reduce to Tony popping tablets within the automobile.
Properly the local weather individuals say the clock is ticking
Talking of groundless alarmism, let’s get the New York Instances!
LOVE the “Breaking Information” kicker too. As if the Instances had simply unearthed an absolute BOMBSHELL revelation.
No. It is simply one other story of how the earth is about to be consumed. I guess Greta Thunberg runs that Twitter account.
Anyway, the little story right here is that scientists say the Earth’s temperature will rise 1.5 levels Celsius (2.7 levels Fahrenheit) above pre-industrial ranges by the primary half of the 2030s. That clearly means we’re all set for a completely BRUTAL summer season in a couple of decade from now, so buckle up.
Scientists say the impacts of catastrophic warmth waves, floods, drought, crop failures and species extinction have gotten way more tough for humanity to handle.
Properly, right here it’s, buddies. Benefit from the cool climate when you nonetheless can right here within the Roaring Twenties. I do know I undoubtedly will not.
It is 43 levels in Florida at this time. Personally, I hope we cross this threshold of 1.5 levels earlier than dinner.
Paulina Gretzky meets a fan on the LIV occasion that nobody watched
If Tony Fauci thinks promoting individuals the COVID vaccine is tough, at the least he would not need to attempt to get them to look at LIV!
Phew. Significantly. Whoooooof.
No person watches these items, and I really like LIV, so do not sue me for taking pictures! However… nobody is him.
My God. I did not suppose it was doable to do WORSE than Mexico, however they received it. Unreal.
The excellent news, nevertheless, is that LIV nonetheless has Queen Paulina Gretzky. You recognize who would not have Paulina? The PGA Tour.
Take that, enemies!
Anyway, Paulina was strolling across the course over the weekend whereas DJ and the Aces had been taking part in a couple of holes, and he or she got here throughout a spectator with an electrical shirt.
Seems he is an enormous Paulina Gretzky fan. What are the possibilities?!
The Cuban reliever catcher on the run
On going out, let’s discuss somebody who’s actually going out. How about this bait and swap from Ivn Prieto Gonzlez, a Workforce Cuba bullpen receiver?
From the Miami Herald:
Ivn Prieto Gonzlez, who was the catcher within the Cuban workforce’s bullpen serving to the pitchers heat up, stayed in Miami after the sport and didn’t report back to Miami Worldwide Airport for the workforce flight to Havana.
What balls. To love. And hey, now Prieto can say he is the primary participant to defect on the World Baseball Traditional. Hell of a pickup line. Give this man a drink!
By the best way, it was a HARD weekend for WBC haters. Workforce USA’s victory over Venezuela on Saturday night time was some of the electrical issues I’ve ever seen. Trea Turner launching Grand Slams into house to propel USA to the semi-finals is a second nobody will overlook.
However nobody cares, do away with it, it would not matter!
Yeah, no person cares. ALL RIGHT. Go forward, watch this USA-Venezuela sport and inform me nobody cared. This crowd was higher than something you’ll have by September.
Get out of right here with that shit.
Yeah. Useless silent in there. Empty seats in every single place. Completely no vitality.
OK, here is Stacy’s mother to take us dwelling as a result of I promised earlier and forgot till now.
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